his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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