No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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