OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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