If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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