Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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