Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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