I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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