All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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