You made me cry and you don't even care
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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