Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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