i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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