im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We have started to decorate penises.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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