Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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