His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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