I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We left an ass print on the piano.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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