Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I take back everything I said about communal showers
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
