I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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