when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
