So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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