Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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