haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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