Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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