the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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