so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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