did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I need to sanitize my soul.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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