guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
