His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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