im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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