He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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