U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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