Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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