Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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