Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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