I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Randomize