what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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