omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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