My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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