Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
is wine microwaveable?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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