I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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