It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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