I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
