wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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