How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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