He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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