I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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