So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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