Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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