I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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