I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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