ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Pappa wants mamma naked
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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