Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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