I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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