ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
