Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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