wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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