Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
