Christians are straight up FREAKS
If that was your dad, he is hot
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You've changed since you got that strap on
Randomize
