I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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