so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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