Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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